Muppet fans love collecting Muppet toys. Unfortunately, not all Muppet toys are cute — in fact, some of them are just plain ugly. That’s why we have the Tough Pigs Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant, in which we ask readers to submit photos of the ugliest toys they can find, then vote to determine which ones are the absolute ugliest. But the real fun comes from the hilarious commentary provided by the voters. Tough Pigs readers are hilarious, and they have a LOT to say about unattractive toys.
Here you’ll find links to all the Ugly Toy Pageants so far:
The Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant 2024
The Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant 2013
The Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant 2010
The Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant 2008
The 4th Annual Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant (2005): The Semi-Finalists
The 4th Annual Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant (2005): The Winners
The 3rd Annual Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant (2004): The Semi-Finalists
The 3rd Annual Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant (2004): The Winners
The 2nd Annual Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant (2003): The Semi-Finalists
The 2nd Annual Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant (2003): The Winners
The Ugly Toy Contest (2002): Winners
The Ugly Toy Contest (2002): The Ugliest Toy We Could Find
The Ugly Fozzies: A Weird Collection – the article that inspired it all
