Muppet Fan Halloween Parade 2002 Part 6

Published: October 31, 2002
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journalhalloween51Yeah, me like Halloween, all right. Me like Halloween so much that me stuck with this never-ending routine of posting photos of Muppet Halloween costumes all month long.

Me not working on other parts of website because me so busy posting Halloween pictures and sending candy to strangers. Me better like Halloween, that’s all me got to say.

Although me starting to think that maybe me not like every single thing about Halloween. Like especially the part that involves child models wearing Halloween costumes and striking unearthly poses.

Me give you an example.

Me not like these children very much. Me not understand what these children are trying to convey. Me worried about them. Me worried a lot these days.

These are same costumes, maybe different kids, it hard for me to tell. Me not sure why these costumes make kids act like this. Me think these costumes should come with warning labels.

Me not really sold on this child either. Me find him fey and off-putting. Me think that modeling ugly Muppet costumes is taking him away from important duties as president of middle school drama club.

Me chuckled a little when me found this picture of Oscar the Couch. But that was weeks ago. Now me think it is cry for help. Me turning this picture over to authorities just in case.

Me have similar concerns about this man. Me think Oscar costume work better in frat house with buddies than at party with ladies. Me think sexy cowboy man behind him has better chance of getting some tricks and treats tonight. Even dog has better chance.

Finally, me grateful to pal Andrea Higgins, who found this picture in summer 1984 Muppet Magazine. Me grateful but also kind of wondering what photos did not get printed in Muppet Magazine. Me would pay good money to see the rejects. But not this month. Some other month.

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by Danny Horn


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