The Muppet Fan Halloween Parade 2004 Part Two

Published: October 31, 2004
Categories: Feature


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Now, here’s why I’m so much more optimistic about Halloween this year. In last year’s parade, I was very harsh about the Cookie Monster costumes.

I used words like “ungainly,” “creepy,” and “dreadful mistake.” I may even have implied that some of the people involved would die a virgin, unmourned and unloved.

Harsh words, I know. But you took them in the spirit that I intended — as constructive criticism that would help you improve.

And this year, I’m happy to see that you took my advice to heart. Your Cookie Monster costumes are really something.

See what I mean? It’s a lot more lively, more enthusiastic. You’re into it this year. Even the dogs are good this year.

I mean, there are still some people who don’t get it. But you can’t fix everything, and it’s only been one year.

But keep it up, kids! You’re on the right track.

Next up: The Cute and the Un-cute

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by Danny Horn


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