How To… Identify a Look-Alike

How To… Identify a Look-Alike

Max Jessop –Ā Hey-ho, hi-ho, and ho-hum, my friends! And welcome to another (late) edition of How To… Like weā€™ve said in previous How Toā€™s, we care about your personal health and security… you know, until we get to the disclaimer. Either way, we want...
How To… Make School More Muppety

How To… Make School More Muppety

Kyle Mahoney –Ā As the beginning of the 2013-2014 school year approaches, our minds think of very specific things: New shoes, autumn, essays, and, of course, MUPPETS.As Iā€™m sure most of you can relate, I’ve been cramming as many Muppets into my summer as...
How To… Live on Sesame Street

How To… Live on Sesame Street

The Muppet Mindset Repentantly presents…HOW TO…Live on Sesame Street First and foremost, come to terms with the fact that your friendly neighbors there will be monsters, talking food, singing cows, massive birds, hairy Snuffleupaguses (Snuffleupagi?),...
How To… Be a Good Roommate

How To… Be a Good Roommate

Maxwell Jessop – Welcome back, readers. Or should I say, students? I hope you’re studying up for the Muppetology school season coming real soon. I know Ryan won’t give tests, but… I hope you’re studying anyway. But that’s not why...
How To… Say No To Wilkins Coffee

How To… Say No To Wilkins Coffee

Maxwell Jessop – From a marketing standpoint, Wilkins is probably the good guy. But how about if you donā€™t like Wilkins Coffee or are biased about coffee at all? In these times you should be prepared. Yes… I know Wilkins Coffee is now defunct, and those...
How To… Act Around Bears

How To… Act Around Bears

Maxwell Jessop – Here at The Muppet Mindset, we like to make sure you have the best in personal safety. So, we decided for a How To this week, we would show you what to do and not do in the presence of ferocious bear. Ā The Muppet Mindset (Skeptically)...
How To… Be a Fraggle

How To… Be a Fraggle

Ryan Dosier – Who wouldn’t want to be a Fraggle, right? You get to be fun-sized, furry, have a tail… Today on The Muppet Mindset we are pleased to introduce our guaranteed-to-work* method of turning yourself into a Fraggle! Just follow this step by...

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