Earlier this year, we at ToughPigs revealed our more sensitive and mature nature by publishing an article with a list of Muppets with naughty-sounding names. Needless to say, we felt that we lived up to our title as “Muppet Fans Who Grew Up.”

Some time after, we received an e-mail from Cam, one of our faithful readers, with a similar list he made of Muppet songs that sound a bit rude. After filling in a few choice songs of our own, we knew this had to be shared with the world. Because there’s nothing more sophisticated, proper, or cultured than taking beloved children’s song titles completely out of context.

So please put your minds squarely in the gutter and enjoy this list of Muppet Songs that Sound a Bit Rude!

rude1The Balls Song
Big Bigger Biggest
Bubble on My Snuffle
Do It On My Own
Doin’ the Grouch
Doin’ the Pigeon
Doin’ the Snuffleupagus
Easy is the Only Way to Go
Eight Balls of Fur
Elmo’s Riding
The First Time it Happens
The Flooping Song
From Your Head
Good Things Happen in the Dark
Helping Hand
The Hokey Wormy
I Can Do It
I Stand Up Straight and Tall
I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m the Big One Now
rude2I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve Got Two
I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Fur
It’s Gonna Get Dirty Again
It’s In Every One of Us
Let’s Get It Together
A Little Bit Bigger
Little Things
Me Going to Munch You, Munch You, Munch You
Muck and Goo
Noodlin’ Nut
Once is Not Enough
Over, Under, Around, and Through
Pass It On
Put a Cookie in My Mouth
Right in the Middle of My Face
Show Me How You Feel
Somebody Come and Play
Something Always Comes Between
rude3Sweet, Sweet Little Treat
Tickle Hands Groove
Tit Willow
Two Heads Are Better Than One
The Way I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve Got to Go
We Can Do It!
We’ll Do it Together
Wet or Dry
With a Little Yelp From My Friends
What Do I Do When I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m Alone?
Within You
Would You Like to Buy an O?

Many thanks to Cam for providing the bulk of this list! You’re a sick individual!

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by Joe Hennes – Joe@ToughPigs.com

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