Well, I’ve hunkered down here at Tough Pigs headquarters for the past weeks, combing through your entries for the Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant, and now the time has come. Now it’s up to you to decide which toys are the ugliest of the ugliest, and which toy in particular is the ugliest of the ugliest of the ugliest.
Gosh, it was hard to narrow these down. I got a ton of submissions, so I had to make some excruciating choices. Which is appropriate enough, because some of these toys are excruciating to look at. Thanks to everyone who submitted ugly toys, even if yours didn’t make the pageant! (There were so many, I’m considering running an “honorable mention pageant” sometime down the road.)
Here’s how it works: In the Google Form below (which you can also find by clicking here), you will find the Ugly Muppet Toy Pageant finalists. Rate each toy on a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 being “not that ugly” and 5 being “extreeeeemely ugly.” And include your color commentary on each toy. A big part of the fun of the pageant is seeing how creatively the Tough Pigs readership can describe the grotesqueness of various toys!
And now, the Ugly Muppet Toys! If for some reason you can’t see the form below, you can jump directly to it by clicking here!
Well. Them toys is ugly, isn’t them? Please vote by Friday, April 26. The results will be posted after I’ve had time to browse your delightful responses, so watch this space!
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by Ryan Roe – Ryan@ToughPigs.com
