New Muppet Stuff
Superbowl Pizza Hut Ad
Here’s the Pizza Hut ad that ran during the Superbowl, on February 6th, 2005…
| (Animal drums on the table as Gonzo spins in the air…) | |
| Kermit | And now — dipping Pizza Hut’s new Dippin’ Strips pizza… |
| (Gonzo spins in the air, and hurtles towards the table…) |
| Kermit | The Great Gonzo! |
| Gonzo | Tah-DAH! |
| Kermit | Nice! |
| Piggy | Oooh — pizza! Mmmm! |
| (Piggy grabs a slice, and turns away to eat it.) | |
| Kermit | Wait a second, Piggy! You have to dip it! |
| Piggy | Moi? Dip? Ah-ha-ha-ha! |
| (Unsatisfied, the pizza strip starts to bend and stretch in Piggy’s hand.) |
| Piggy | Wait — |
| (With a sproooing, the pizza strip takes off into the air, dragging Piggy with it!) |
| Piggy | Whooa-oaa! Where’s this pizza goinnnng! |
| (Piggy screams as the pizza strip hurtles her around the room, knocking over the guys…) |
| (Piggy smacks into the chandelier, twirling around and around…) |
| Announcer | Introducing Pizza Hut’s Dippin’ Strips pizza! Dippinomically designed strips… |
| Announcer | … and three delectable dipping sauces! |
| Gonzo | Incoming!!! |
| (Piggy crashes to the ground.) |
| (The pizza strip is still struggling, pulling Piggy’s hand up to the table.) | |
| Gonzo | Piggy! In the cup!!! |
| Announcer | All for just 9.99. |
| Waldorf | Looks like the pig’s hittin’ the sauce again. |
| (Statler and Waldorf chortle.) |
| Piggy | Gather round the good stuff… |
| (Piggy falls over, exhausted…) |
by Danny Horn
