Constantine… for Your Fingernails

Published: January 17, 2014
Categories: News


Cosmetics company OPI has revealed that they’re now in the business of making fingernails more Muppety.  Because this is an important issue that should take precedence over world hunger, Obamacare, and anything Dreamworks is doing.

If you take a second to read through my bull, that means that OPI is releasing a new set of Muppet-inspired nail polish.  Flavors include:

  • Muppets World Tour
  • Miss Piggy’s Big Number
  • Kermit Me To Speak
  • Gaining Mole-mentum
  • Isn’t Comedy Caper
  • Chillin’ Like A Villain
  • I Love Applause
  • Let’s Do Anything We Want

So. This is a thing that’s happening.  Click here for more info about the line.

Click here to paint a mole on your thumb on the ToughPigs forum!

by Joe Hennes –

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