In recent years, there’s been a little something extra on the Swedish Chef that wasn’t there before. We first noticed it on Studio DC, then again in Letters to Santa, and then again in the Give a Day, Get a Disney Day commercials, America’s Funniest Home Videos, Lost Slapdown, and even his recent YouTube videos.
No, it’s not an extra tuft of mustache hair. It’s his wedding ring.
It seems that the Swedish Chef went and got himself hitched! But the question remains, who is the lucky (?) lady? Since he got married without telling his adoring public, maybe he’s ashamed. Or maybe she became the victim of a horrible culinary accident. Or maybe we’re jumping to conclusions assuming his partner is a woman! (Little known fact: the fabled seventh Village People member was a pastry chef. The More You Know.)
Needless to say, we owe it to ourselves to get to the bottom of this mystery. And we’ll go about that by making stuff up! Heck, it’s what we do best!
So please e-mail me your theories, hypotheses, guestimates, line drawings, Photoshopped pictures, or whatever else your creative imaginations can conjure up. Or if e-mail’s not your thing, feel free to post on our forum. Then in a few weeks, I’ll post the best of the best right here on ToughPigs.com! And then you’ll all be just as famous as us!
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by Joe Hennes – Joe@ToughPigs.com
