ToughPigs Election: The Primaries

Published: October 18, 2024
Categories: Feature

Previously on the ToughPigs Election, we asked you to nominate any character from the worlds of Sesame Street, The Muppets, and Henson (miscellaneous) for the most important job of their fictional lives – President of ToughPigs!

The nominations have been open for a week (ToughPigs elections move faster than actual ones!), and we’re delighted to announce the nominees in each party. First of all, thank you for voting! We received votes from over 160 voters and got submissions for 177 different characters. We couldn’t have done this without you, so thanks for helping us out!

177 characters would be too many for a primary, so we decided that the ballot would consist of characters who were nominated four or more times. For this reason, each party has a different number of nominees. But here are the characters that four or more of you decided would be a good President:

Muppet Party

  • Fozzie Bear
  • Janice
  • Miss Piggy
  • Robin the Frog
  • Rowlf the Dog
  • Sam the Eagle
  • Scooter

Sesame Party

  • Barkley
  • Bert
  • Count von Count
  • Don Music
  • Gladys the Cow
  • Grover
  • Guy Smiley
  • Oscar the Grouch
  • Prairie Dawn
  • Rocco
  • Roosevelt Franklin
  • Rosita
  • Slimey

Henson Party

  • Aughra
  • Bear (in the Big Blue House)
  • Boober Fraggle
  • Cantus the Minstrel
  • Convincing John
  • Cotterpin Doozer
  • Gobo Fraggle
  • Marjorie the Trash Heap
  • Red Fraggle
  • Sprocket
  • Tutter

So there are the 7-13 nominees in each party! You can vote for one character in each party. Click here to vote!

But voting isn’t all you can do! Head on over to the ToughPigs Discord and join in the debate! Throughout the next week, your fellow Muppet fans will be discussing their picks and why they are (or aren’t) worthy of being elected as our next ToughPigs President.

Those are the popular choices, but we also want to highlight some of the sillier nominations – offbeat characters who only made one ballot, but who made us laugh. Consider this our In Memoriam segment. These characters are out of the race, but we salute them anyway:

Angus McGonagle, Bert’s Brother Bart, Business Business Creature, Coop, Bruno the Trashman, Dave the Human, Big Mean Carl, Colambo, Didi the Dodo, Boppity, Dancing Sheep, Doc Hogg, Fizzgig, Chopped Liver, Flufinella, Clive Cahuenga, Gary Cahuenga, Flo Bear, Harry the Hipster, Durwood Clapper, Grover’s Mom, Large Marvin Fraggle, H. Ross Parrot, Little Rago, Inchworm Harvey Kneeslapper, Lugsy, Herbert Birdsfoot, Luna, Horatio the Elephant, Ma. Gorg, Ma Otter, Marlon Fraggle, Kermit the Pig, Milton the Golden Toad, Koozebanian Spooble, Placido Flamingo, Philo and Gunge, Luncheon Counter Monster, The Left head of the two headed monster as president with his VP the right head of the two headed monster, a wide variety of Skeksis and Mystics, Miss Mousey, The Rockheads, Mr Curly Twirly, The Devils from The Storyteller, Mr. Poodlepants, One of The Primitives, Prince Rudolph and his Invisible Cheeseburger, The Thought Lion, Triply from Brats of the Lost Nebula, Zadam from Brats of the Lost Nebula, Taminella Grinderfall, Scred, The Muppaphone, Waldo C. Graphic, and Yolanda (cheese).

And don’t forget that there’s an election coming up that’s actually important! Be sure to make a voting plan, help others do the same, and do your part for democracy!

Click here to talk about Yolanda (cheese) on the Tough Pigs Discord!

by Anthony Strand and Joe Hennes

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