April 1, 2016

Definitive Ranking of the Blonde, Thin, White Female Up Late Guests

Filed under: Feature — Tags: — Joe Hennes @ 7:38 am

One of the many, many (many) things I love about Up Late with Miss Piggy is the guest celebrity segment.  I truly enjoy seeing the banter between Piggy and her interviewees, hearing about what projects they’re working on, and getting a glimpse at their bleached blonde hair.

Sure, there have been some pretty good guests like Mindy Kaling, Josh Groban, and (almost) Tom Bergeron, but the show really shines when there’s a white, skinny female with bright yellow hair sitting on that couch.

Therefore, it’s our duty as Up Late bloggers to give the definitive ranking of blonde, thin, white female guests!  And the official list is:

7) Reese Witherspoon

6) Chelsea Handler

echosmithblond5) Echosmith’s Sydney Sierota (blonde highlights)

4) Kristen Chenoweth

3) Christina Applegate

2) Elizabeth Banks

pentatonix1) Girl from Pentatonix

Wow, what a diverse array of performers!  I can’t wait to see which of my favorite blonde, thin, white female celebrities will pop up on Up Late with Miss Piggy next!

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by Joe Hennes – Joe@ToughPigs.com



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