Ugliest Direct Connect Doll
presented by
The Labyrinth Fiery Costume
(thanks to Tom Holste)
and the winner is...
Fozzie doll
(Direct Connect, early 90's)
with 73% of the vote
"It's wrong in so many ways."
-- Mike Horner
"Fozzie has never looked so terrifying."
-- David Beukema
"This is my vote for Ugliest Toy,
because everything else is ugly,
but this one also succeeds in making my skin crawl."
-- Diane Bradley
"Like a toy version of a mean uncle
or a neighbor who would terrorize the neighborhood kids."
-- DW McKim
"He's completely evil.
Bendy Piggy I think I could slap to her senses,
but Direct Connect Fozzie wants to dump strong acids on my tissues,
process my brain into canned meat,
and make me eat it on Wheatables."
-- Carolyn Wiesner
for Ugliest Muppet Toy We Could Find
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