Ugliest Piggy Doll
presented by
The Knockoff Miss Piggy Bank
and the winner is...
Bendy Piggy
(Bendy Toys UK, late 70's)
entered by Captain Cully
with 52% of the vote
"I almost mistook that Piggy Bendy for Phyllis Diller!"
-- Chris Smigliano
"She's like a drunken aging starlet who uses tanning oil
like a high schooler with overactive glands uses Clearasil."
-- Carolyn Wiesner
"Move over, Zsa Zsa. This is Miss Piggy at 80,
after several botched face-lifts (and marriages)."
-- Kynan Barker
"Piggy's been taking 'Evil Eye' lessons from Waldorf."
-- DW McKim
"She looks like she was baked in the oven!"
-- Zack the Dog
for Ugliest Muppet Toy We Could Find
Full Stats and Color Commentary