Tough
Pigs Soapbox
Dec
21, 2003
Muppet
Book Club
"I
Can't Wait Until Christmas"
Book
: Part 1 -- Part
2 -- Part 3
Commentary
: Part
4
-- Part 5
-- Part
6
For
unto us a child is Bird
Cathy
Whitlow:
Is
Big Bird really all that surprised when he opens the baseball bat from Granny?
I mean, he asked for one. Does he suffer from short term memory loss, or is
that his way of acting surprised for Granny's sake?
Sometimes
I'm concerned for Big Bird's well being. What if one day he accidentally
leaves the iron on when he leaves the nest, or forgets that you shouldn't
drink bleach?
Ian:
Moreover,
is that the kind of kid that you want to be giving a baseball bat to? Methinks
Hooper's is going to have to invest in some new windows.
John:
"Granny
Bird lives in a charming, well-furnished house, with a dining room and a
kitchen. Big Bird lives in a trash-filled, snow-covered alley behind an
apartment building. How is this even remotely acceptable?"
Indeed!
A feeling of melancholy washed over me as I wondered where Granny Bird was
supposed to sleep while staying in BB's meager digs. He must have been so
embarrassed.
Say,
if BB has a Granny Bird, where are Mom and/or Dad Bird? Why can't they visit?
What's the deal there?

Danny:
Yeah,
where are Big Bird's parents? Did they just fly south one winter and never
come back?
If
Granny Bird is BB's only relative, why doesn't he live in her house? Why is
she counting on the good people at PBS to raise him?
Anthony:
Big
Bird is an orphan. He's raised by everyone on Sesame Street. They made a
whole movie about this.
Mike:
And
don't you remember The Muppet Movie? By choice, Big Bird left the nest to get
into public television. He probably figured he can use this naive boyish charm
to help educate millions of children -- and, well, it works, doesn't it?
Danny:
Oh,
yeah. I forgot about The Muppet Movie, and Follow That Bird.
Wait
a second. How could I forget about The Muppet Movie and Follow That Bird? That
doesn't sound like me.
John:
It
was an honest mistake. I did the same thing!
Danny:
Well,
at least I'm not alone. John and I will be over there if you need us.
Jess:
Has
Granny ever been to Sesame Street? Does she even know Big Bird's Street
family? Where was she during the hurricane?
These
are the things that I wonder when I'm thinking about Sesame Street at
midnight...
Scott:
Others
would know better than I, but this picture shows that she's not just a book
character...

Ryan:
During
the hurricane story, Big Bird called Granny for advice on how to rebuild his
nest. She didn't offer to come help, but she did give the essential advice
to... "LOOK for twigs!"
Ian:
Of
course, she couldn't just say, "FIND a rent-controlled apartment."
Granny couldn't risk Big Bird having a nicer place than her own.
Unless,
of course, there's a reason for this self-inflicted alleyway lifestyle.
Perhaps Big Bird is going for some sort of journey of self-discovery, or he's
training to be a Hollywood writer who's writing a screenplay about "hobo
birds on the street."
Jess:
Or
maybe he's writing a book.
"Broke
Like Me," guaranteed to be a hit with sociologists and ornithologists
alike.
Book
: Part 1 -- Part
2 -- Part 3
Commentary
: Part
4
-- Part 5
-- Part
6
Danny@ToughPigs.com
Soapbox
Contents
Muppet
Book Club: "The Great Twiddlebug Mystery"
Muppet
Book Club: "The Case of the Missing Mother"
Muppet
Book Club: "Cookie Monster and the Cookie Tree"
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